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12:29am September 17, 2014
12:12am September 17, 2014
Anonymous asked: how did you and your husband meet? just curious :)

cassjaytuck:

do u remember the beginning of the spy kids movie where the mom and dad meet bc they’re spies sent to kill each other

we met at a mario kart party

12:12am September 17, 2014

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

12:04am September 17, 2014

notmattsmith:

nine: don’t wander off

ten: don’t wander off

eleven: don’t wander off

twelve: 

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7:44pm September 16, 2014

lemonschedule:

odins-nose:

Oh

Literally oh

7:39pm September 16, 2014

shubbabang:

funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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i hope she’s doing well

4:52pm September 16, 2014

Sit.

4:02pm September 16, 2014
12:44am September 16, 2014
laughhard:

They got some party animals working over at 5 Gum

laughhard:

They got some party animals working over at 5 Gum

12:33am September 16, 2014

May I talk to someone?

My anxiety is getting bad again….

11:20pm September 15, 2014
Anonymous asked: You two are not fit for raising a child. I feel bad for your kid.

kamie-malik777:

allteensrelate:

parkingstrange:

I mean she may only be 7 months old but so far she hasn’t sent anyone anon hate so I think we’re doing better job than your parents did, just saying.

that was brutal

Damn

11:20pm September 15, 2014

deanprincesster:

bella-chans:

deanprincesster:

it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?

I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face

8:42pm September 15, 2014

ruinedchildhood:

It was a simpler time.

8:29pm September 15, 2014
8:26pm September 15, 2014